UGH.

Naturally I got here late, just at the crisp of 9:30 when we're supposed to open, despite having left the house at 8:15 which seemed like enough time. Not plenty of time mind you, had I really been trying and thinking about the welfare of the store like it was my goddamn useless baby I woulda left at 8, or even minutes before 8! Such is the devotion necessary to swaddling and keeping safe a crazy house such as this one.